mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

cartel:

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible

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personifyrealism:

redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have read all day. Jesus, grow the fuck up. 

How to instantly make a girl lose interest in you in 5 seconds flat..

How to instantly make a girl lose interest in you in 5 seconds flat..

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